Ryan Joy (atxryan)

I lean over, every breath heavy with anticipation. We lock arms, as well as gazes. My muscles tense, my back arches. I feel your shoulders do the same. The taste of beer, rum, cigarettes, and… jello is heavy on my breath. Finally, a voice rises above the rest: “WRESTLE!” Together, we explode at each other; [...]

This is a LOOOONNNG blog. For that I apologize, but I promised the rest of the story and pictures today. ***WARNING: If any of the following offend you, please STOP reading now, DON’T look at any of the pictures, and go watch the 700 Club or something: drinking, sex, marijuana, male strip shows, nude sunbathing, [...]

“This is your captain. Welcome aboard flight 1482 from Austin, Texas to Los Angeles, California. We anticipate clear skies and smooth weather for the duration of the flight. Flight time will be 3 hours 15 minutes.” Great. I sink my head into my book hoping this signal will be acknowledged and I’ll be left to [...]