Ryan Joy (atxryan)

atxryan: RT @highballaustin: I have 3 spots to join me for a tasting of new entrees at the Highball Tuesday. Retweet this, winners announced midnite

"Honestly, what good is a full-web experience when I can only open 10 full websites a month without going over my monthly allowance, and when I have to stare at my screen for 15 minutes before one page completely loads on my snail-speed connection?"

"Last night, though, he had to know. You don't do what he did unless you know — calling out not only the political opposition for its opportunistic nihilism, and not only the United States Senate for its structural inertia and for the remarkable number of venal gobshites among its membership, but the Supreme Goddamn Court of the United States, sitting right there in front of him, for handing down a recent decision that guarantees that every election for the foreseeable future will have all the essential integrity and nobility of a Moroccan bazaar. You don't do that, getting Justice Sam Alito mumbling under his breath like a drunk on a subway, unless you know you're the only president in the room."

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atxryan: RT @keyetv: Heads up, the texting-while-driving ban’s “trial period” is over; APD will start issuing tickets today. http://bit.ly/btE4Oe