Ryan Joy (atxryan)

"Cleaner. Much cleaner. Proper unit testing. Real reusable components across applications. An ORM rather than a just a series of functional query helpers."

atxryan: Maybe if we changed “Keep Austin Weird” to “Stop F***ing Homogenizing Austin”, people would understand. /via @timothompson

Excellent.

atxryan: RT @thomasfuchs: You don’t have to wait for the next version of Photoshop, you CAN DO IT RIGHT NOW WITH JAVASCRIPT. http://bit.ly/3znOF

atxryan: @smocarski Ohh, query() is nice. Now where’s the built-in function for external document referencing. That would be killer.

atxryan: Who knew? Austinites biggest spenders in U.S. We spend an average $67,076 a year on expenses other than housing!?! http://is.gd/aX9Xb

atxryan: @stedman Congrats!

I'll be building this.

"How do you negotiate with somebody who wants to murder your grandmother? Or – more exactly – with somebody whom your voters have been persuaded to believe wants to murder their grandmother?"

"The entrees on the plates and the sizes of the plates both grew by about two-thirds, according to a report on the findings in the Apiil issue of the International Journal of Obesity. Even the bread got larger, by about 23 percent, over 1,000 years."