Ryan Joy (atxryan)

Mexico is getting so fuckin’ cheap. I mean, it was cheap before but c’mon!? For the past year Aeromexico has offered non-stops out of ABIA for as low as $159 roundtrip. http://www.aeromexico.com/usa/english/pages/specials/faresavers/departure_AUS.html And now vivaAerobus will be offering flights to places like Cancun, Guadalajara, León, & Monterrey. Apparently vivaAerobus is the RyanAir of Mexico which [...]

Jade and I finally made it to Seattle last night despite all odds. This trip is chock full of snafus! It all starts yesterday when we were waiting on the bus to head downtown in order to catch the Airport Flyer. I look at our paper tickets to confirm the departure time and notice that [...]

Jade: I hope there are no babies on the plane. And then two crying babies are sat on either row around us. Damn.

This is a LOOOONNNG blog. For that I apologize, but I promised the rest of the story and pictures today. ***WARNING: If any of the following offend you, please STOP reading now, DON’T look at any of the pictures, and go watch the 700 Club or something: drinking, sex, marijuana, male strip shows, nude sunbathing, [...]

“This is your captain. Welcome aboard flight 1482 from Austin, Texas to Los Angeles, California. We anticipate clear skies and smooth weather for the duration of the flight. Flight time will be 3 hours 15 minutes.” Great. I sink my head into my book hoping this signal will be acknowledged and I’ll be left to [...]